Boudreau Axed, Hunter Hired as New Caps Coach

We all have a lot to be grateful for – I hope to have a fun time tonight at the game. I hope you will too – I hope we play well and that we win; for you our fans. Should we win this evening; we would join other division leaders with 12 wins. It […]

“Filly Don’t Do Rebounds”

    “When you’re going for a rebound, you’re not in a clear state of mind. You’re blinded. You’re glorifying something that’s coming along right now; just because they’re convenient. … (Rebounds) come back to haunt you. … Don’t do a rebound. They are the worst thing that you can do.” Rebounds, according to Asaka […]

Ken Hitchcock Hired By the St. Louis Blues

  Ken Hitchock, I’d like to introduce you to the the City of St. Louis. St. Louis sports fans, meet the new head of your beloved Blues. In case you haven’t heard the news, the St. Louis Blues fired head coach Davis Payne on Sunday; replacing him with one of Outback Steakhouse’s most illustrious clients. […]

Don Maloney’s Fighting an Unwinnable Battle Against Kyle Turris

  During an appearance on local radio station CKOI 104.7 Wednesday evening, Senators director of player development Pierre Dorion said any trade negotiations with the Phoenix Coyotes for Kyle Turris are ‘dead in the water’. (Note: If you’re not up-to-date on the latest Turris happenings, I’ve chronicled the saga here.) In other words, he’s holding […]

Pekka Rinne Re-Signs in Nashville

  Fresh off the heels of the release of this month’s The Hockey News magazine that insinuates that the Nashville Predators may have trouble retaining its three most prominent players, Pekka Rinne’s agent Jay Grossman (

Alex Ovechkin Calls Bruce Boudreau “FAT F*CK”?

    In hockey circles, Bruce Boudreau is a well respected and lovable head coach who inherited a 6–14–1 Washington Capitals team in November of 2007 and was credited for turning them around. In the remainder of that 2007-08 season, the Capitals went 37-17-7 and captured their first of four consecutive Southeast Division titles. Boudreau […]