Canada takes their hockey very seriously. Even their criminals embrace the sport, as evidenced by this person in full goalie gear robbing a Canadian beer store in Russell, Manitoba.
The whole thing is so ridiculous that it’s almost impossible to believe this actually happened and it wasn’t some sort of skit for a TV show. He even has the stick! Why does he need that?
Roberto Luongo had the perfect response after the story took off:
For those of you asking. Can't have been me, 5 hole is not big enough…. #alibi https://t.co/oF7uUoDj0I
— Strombone (@strombone1) August 27, 2016
