Welcome to our weekly “Hockey Tweets of the Week” feature on Puck Drunk Love. We will aim to give you the most entertaining tweets each week from hockey players, writers and fans.
This week, we have a plethora of tweets reacting to the happenings of the National Hockey League. And there were plenty of them. We’ll start with the debut of new sweaters in Anaheim, as the Ducks brought back the famous “Mighty Ducks” logo from the Disney years, set with a backdrop of their current color scheme of orange.
These ducks jerseys. So hideous they're awesome. pic.twitter.com/0p95zf4hV9
— Ryan Jones (@RyanJones) October 17, 2015
Plenty of Ducks fans loved it:
If only the ducks played as good as the jerseys look.
— Matt Gibbon (@matttgibbon) October 17, 2015
But for some it brought visions of …
https://twitter.com/cheesypoof23/status/655204217376739328
https://twitter.com/Team_CVD/status/655205809371025408
@stephyboo721 Candy Corn with the Mighty Ducks logo
— Justin Losacco (@justinlosacco) October 17, 2015
I guess the new sweaters make a lot of people … hungry.
The Ducks’ jerseys are orange, like hazmat suits.
Which is important because you need to wear a hazmat suit when you’re in the Honda Center
— Mike Pfeil (@mikeFAIL) October 17, 2015
New ducks jerseys or construction season? #Pylon
— Amanda Ruthman (@AmandaRuthman) October 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/TeoPasculli92/status/655213869145726976
No wonder the Avalanche skated like they were taking part in a skills competition.
They should have made the jerseys red to match Boudreau's face. #Ducks #latenighthockey
— Half Vaxxed Masher (@masher2112) October 17, 2015
I don’t know. I think that would be more … eggplant. But that was an original Ducks color, so it works out.
Phil Kessel returns to Toronto
The Toronto Maple Leafs welcomed former favorite son Phil Kessel back to Maple Leaf Gardens as his Penguins defeated the Leafs 2-1 on Saturday. Background: The one Maple Leaf game I ever attended at MLG featured two guys to our right calling Kessel “Fatty” whenever he touched the puck. (And this was a preseason game so you know hockey in T.O. is intense.) So if you see a lot of food references from the Twitterverse, you’ll understand why:
Lol at the Toronto fan in the Pittsburg game holding up a sign of kessel with pizza and donuts 😂
— Jess (@Jesskawoody) October 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/corey_langan/status/655548547518042112
Reason Kessel got traded to an American team, states have better burgers
— Frankie Horvath (@FrankieHorvath6) October 18, 2015
To be fair, our burgers are pretty gosh darn good.
phil kessel looks like a skinnier guy who ate olli maatta whole
— nicholas. (@psamp) October 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/kikkerlaika/status/655552703188242433
Raccoon Kessel?
Jake Gardiner on Kessel: "I wasn't on the ice much with him tonight, but his facial expressions are funny to watch"
— Mark Masters (@markhmasters) October 18, 2015
Kinda like …
PENG-WIN!
Kessel – 1
Leafs – 0#Pens pic.twitter.com/oKzED1S86n— ㅤ (@PenguinsWorId) October 18, 2015
And just in case you think Leafs fans forgot about some of their other former heroes …
The Kyle Wellwood era in Toronto did not leave the imprint many had hoped for: pic.twitter.com/pRcO6rNV80
— Seth Rorabaugh (@SethRorabaugh) October 17, 2015
… you were right. They did.
The Roberto Luongo Tweet Of The Week
It’s from earlier than this past week, as our buddy Strombone reacted to the first 3-on-3 overtime between the Lightning and the Flyers:
As I was watching that 3-on-3 overtime I started crying…..
— Strombone (@strombone1) October 9, 2015
But it became relevant as Luongo took part in his first 3-on-3 gong show. And unfortunately it was against the Penguins, who took advantage of him on the power play:
No wonder he sobbed wearily into his pillow
John Tortorella Returns To The League
There’s no more divisive figure in today’s hockey world than John Tortorella. Ask your fair share of Lightning and Rangers fans and they will have fond memories of the coaching pepperpot. Ask Canucks fans (and maybe Larry Brooks), you might get different memories.
Now that he’s back in the league to try to turn around the 0-7 Columbus Blue Jackets, you just knew that social media’s reaction would be just as colorful as the man himself:
https://twitter.com/Ryan_Michaud/status/656937950639476736
Can't believe Tortorella is a coach again lmao blue jackets are about to be 0-82
— KROL (@_WeirdlyNormal_) October 21, 2015
John Tortorella is the Lane Kiffin of the NHL: no one understands how he keeps getting jobs, but he does anyway.
— Andrew Bucholtz (@AndrewBucholtz) October 21, 2015
Firing Tortorella essentially brought back the #canucks more in return than trading away Eddie Lack
— Bueller styles (@Buellerstyles) October 21, 2015
Line Brawls > Starting Goalies … I guess.
https://twitter.com/iAlexGutteridge/status/656948034547396608
John Tortorella is now coaching the Colubus #BlueJackets.
Expect angry stares at other coaches and line brawls to start games. #NHL
— Matthew Britton (@CardHawk77) October 21, 2015
See? The people love their line brawls.
Think Bobrovsky is playing bad now? Wait until Tortorella eats his weak Russian soul. @BlueJacketsNHL
— Elite Sports Beat (@elitesportsbeat) October 21, 2015
He’d probably say that his soul needs more salt.
Seriously, yall ain't seen nothing yet. Someone thought it was a grand idea to give Tortorella a friggin cannon.
— Shawn Universe (@Shawnimal67) October 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/BmoreDaveS/status/656912248242327553
And you thought safe was death.
https://twitter.com/CascadeMatters/status/656924547963187200
So you’d give Biden the cannon instead? Think of what you’re asking here, man.
Congrats to John Tortorella on new gig w/ @BlueJacketsNHL however every time I see a pic/interview he reminds of Henry Winkler, #happydays
— Ben Holden (@benholdenpxp) October 21, 2015
Well that’s good, maybe he’ll do the Aaaaaayyyyyyy sign and we’ll get to see his thumbs!
https://twitter.com/DN_Floyd/status/656923293396705280
Ixnay on the Onziefay.
And this:
https://twitter.com/rickshanley/status/656947697023365120
The Jackets would do better pretending their losses are wins.
(P.S. Tortorella’s debut didn’t go so well … they lost to the Wild on Thursday to go 0-8. Maybe they would have a better chance if they were coached by an actual cat.)