P.K. Subban has a unique defensive technique

There is such a thing as too much information sometimes, especially when it comes to spilling the beans on your defensive techniques: cutting the cheese.

Montreal Canadiens defenseman P.K. Subban is one of the best in the game without a doubt, but how? Why is he so effective at what he does? In an interview on Tout le monde en parle, a Francophone Canadian talk show, Subban let the whole NHL know that they need to hold their breath whenever they’re in front of the Canadiens’ net.

Subban’s lucky that the coffee only gives him gas. At least we’ll know why if he ever awkwardly excuses himself from the ice after a shot on net from the opposition. I’m sure that hockey sharts are the worst.

About Laura Astorian

Laura Astorian is the head editor for the SB Nation blog St. Louis Game Time and has been a Blues fan from childhood. She promises that any anti-Blackhawks bias will be left at the door. Maybe.