Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. It’s the Hockey Tweets of the Week. And guys … we have a problem here. It’s week 20, and there is a very real chance that the playoffs , which will arrive very soon, will be missing an entire region of the world:
Canada.
Seriously guys, there are seven Canadian based franchises, and none of them currently are in a playoff spot. None of them are even close. We all know about the Leafs, who endured a 7-2 loss to Chicago this week:
Beating the leafs is like beating up a snow man. You'll get bored in 2 min and it'll still be destroyed.
— Ski! (@ski0331USMC) February 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/Nick_Leafs/status/699444309846814720
https://twitter.com/KKardi/status/699444425215225856
https://twitter.com/m_province/status/699444177482993666
But the Montreal Canadiens were getting killed 6-2 on the same night by Arizona:
Ppl enjoying the leafs score. We not far behind that now.
— Ron (@westHab) February 16, 2016
The amazing thing about the Habs being as bad as the Leafs is their fans actually have spirit left to crush and it's beautiful to watch.
— Sports Hater (@LeBronMaclean) February 16, 2016
— Marc Dumont (@MarcPDumont) February 16, 2016
But the Canadian social media suffering wasn’t limited to just Montreal and Toronto:
This is one of those #NHLJets game where I have the Benny Hill theme song running through my head as I watch.
— Marc Silva (@msilvawpg) February 17, 2016
@NHLFlames AUSTON MATTHEWS HERE WE COME!
— Michael May (@MichaelMay0068) February 18, 2016
@NHLFlames thanks captain obvious
— Deb Blackwell (@travelincdngirl) February 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/AuthorGlenn/status/700211429060771840
https://twitter.com/andrewhaak/status/700577057751699457
@ChaseRuttig More like optional practices
— Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) February 19, 2016
#Canucks pic.twitter.com/dYmqJg6cSs
— Husam (@husamyounan) February 19, 2016
Connor McDavid and Johnny Gaudreau need to go on Patty Kane like streaks so they can help out Tankcouver
— y – Ricky (@Van_city_Nucks) February 19, 2016
At Least Matt Moulson Didn’t Tank On Purpose … I Think
Matt Moulson has had a rough go of it this season. He saw a goal scoring drought of 50 games end this week, much to the delight of Twitter.
Some even saw it coming:
https://twitter.com/ktsul139/status/699754640066375682
https://twitter.com/LarryTerreri/status/699754951187304448
It’s like how animals can predict earthquakes.
Matt Moulson scored. The world is ending
— Ryan Cretacci (@rmc_1492) February 17, 2016
ITS THE APOCALYPSE MATT MOULSON SCORED
— Matt W (@MattWal17) February 17, 2016
https://twitter.com/L2theIAM/status/699757902828040194
https://twitter.com/MichaelDubin2/status/699757910478491650
https://twitter.com/DerekEdgar9/status/699757941252083712
Well, he tries.
Some Advice For Dennis Wideman
Poor Dennis Wideman. His 20 game suspension was upheld, mainly because of a text that he sent to a teammate about “the stupid refs” and “the stupid media”. Devils beat guy Tom Gulitti has some sage advice for Wideman:
Tom Brady needs to give Dennis Wideman lessons on cell phone disposal.
— Tom Gulitti (@TomGulittiNHL) February 17, 2016
Best Use Of Creepy Clown Graphics In A Tweet
This goes to the Dallas Stars as they wished their head coach a happy birthday:
Happy birthday, coach! pic.twitter.com/vac5S35eru
— z – Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) February 17, 2016
Then Lindy Ruff complained that the clown should have gotten a game misconduct.
Worse Use Of A Reverse Pike
By Joseph Blandisi:
https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/699763833708158976
9.2 … the Russian judge was tough.
The Roberto Luongo Tweet Of The Week
And boy, I hope this is a true account:
https://twitter.com/rotekrake/status/700444372878389249
Of course, it might not have been Roberto Luongo. It might have been Al Montoya. People have mistaken one for the other:
https://twitter.com/GilJohnston1/status/700346386437378048
Or just do a Google Image search.
And Finally …
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698971890581401600
Nah, we're good. https://t.co/9pMwmuCchC
— Chicago Wolves (@Chicago_Wolves) February 15, 2016