Hello tweetsters! It’s time to catch up on the social media craze that is NHL Twitter for Week 15. Now, if you’re sitting at home reading this and not hiring a financial consultant, then you probably didn’t win the $1.54 billion Powerball drawing on Wednesday. Puck Drunk Love would like to offer its condolences to you for having to go back to work. But for you Capitals fans, this is good news. Because Alex Ovechkin didn’t win either, so he has to go back to work and play for the Caps.
Not even Alexander Ovechkin is immune to Powerball fever @espn @washcaps pic.twitter.com/oXIBkt50ce
— Jimmy Biscuits (@fishboyjim) January 10, 2016
Yes, Alex Ovechkin played Powerball. At least 8 was one of the numbers.
https://twitter.com/dmmm14/status/687500937808736256
I sure hope i don't have the same #Powerball numbers as Alex Ovechkin. He's proven that #Ovechcantwinthebigone https://t.co/R7rGUBAVtA
— El Terrifico 🍺🐐⚓️♠️♣️♥️♦️🎶🏒 (@khpc_gonzo) January 13, 2016
Even on a Powerball ticket, Ovechkin can’t escape narrative.
But don’t feel bad, Alex. That puts you in the same company as pretty much the rest of the planet. One hockey fan/Powerball player had the perfect metaphor:
I spent money on something foolish and then was surprised and disappointed when I lost. Is this what it’s like to be the GM of the Flyers?
— CT (@HockeenightsCT) January 14, 2016
I wonder if Andrew MacDonald played Powerball …
The Oilers Get Trolled, Cross Sport Style
The Edmonton Oilers had a tough week, losing their last four games. It started on Friday in painful fashion as they lost 3-2 to Tampa Bay … where all three Lightning goals went in off Oiler skates:
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/685681499052634112
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/685681089659154432
Man these Oilers can find the back of the net!
— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) January 9, 2016
That last tweet was from Phil Hughes … Minnesota Twins starting pitcher who led all of baseball in home runs given up. He’s trolling the Edmonton Oilers. I guess that’s how you know you’ve had a terrible week.
At least you can give points to Edmonton … if not in the standings, then to their social media team for turning their game with the Sharks on Thursday into a nostalgic trip to 80’s Saturday morning cartoons:
2nd period time! 👊 #EDMvsSJS pic.twitter.com/V5j9UVs5J9
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) January 15, 2016
The A-Team? Nice touch.
Speaking of Cross Sport Activity And Terrible Weeks
St. Louis lost the Rams on Tuesday to Los Angeles as owner Stan Kroenke ripped the team from the clutches of their loyal fans for the allure of … you guessed it … more money. Lightning goalie Ben Bishop, who played for the Kirkwood Stars in suburban St. Louis, happened to be in Denver (where he was born) that same day to play Stan Kroenke’s hockey team: the Colorado Avalanche. Bishop shut them out 4-0. Just another game for Bishop? Made up narrative, you say?
Not this time.
Feels good to shutout Kroenke's hockey team the day he moves my childhood football team! Sad day for Rams fans!!
— Ben Bishop (@Benbishop30) January 13, 2016
Meanwhile, in St. Louis:
https://twitter.com/kingbrian_/status/687139607687729152
The Roberto Luongo Tweet Of The Week
The Florida Panthers saw their 12 game winning streak snapped this week … and in some sort of karmic injustice, it was Roberto Luongo who had the streak taken from his grasp by the team that wheeled him away: The Vancouver Canucks. In spite of having to suffer that indignity, Luongo’s alter ego “Strombone1” found a way to laugh about it:
— Strombone (@strombone1) January 12, 2016
The man’s photoshop game is as strong as his knowledge of current trends in memes. (Even if said meme has been overdone to death. But we’ll give Luongo a pass.)
Obligatory Jonathan Bernier Tweets
I’m really trying not to pick on Jonathan Bernier every week. But when you lose 7-0 to the Sharks as Bernier did last Saturday, the internet is going to react. But this time, they reacted to his heartless coach not having some mercy on him:
Bernier is being left in to marinate in his own crapulence. #TMLTalk
— Tinnitus Andronicus (@ohheytimbo) January 10, 2016
I think at this point it's safe to say Babcock loves to see Bernier suffer . #TMLtalk #ThisIsHardToWatch
— jrgs (@J_RG_S) January 10, 2016
@MapleLeafs Even Patrick Roy says pull Bernier.
— Kelly Barnett (@K_MAN32) January 10, 2016
Patrick Roy just demanded a Jonathan Bernier trade
— Rob Elbaz (@RobElbaz) January 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/David_A_Hussey/status/686013700231188480
Okay, maybe not every tweet was in support of mercy.
Still a better goalie than Bernier #TMLtalk pic.twitter.com/PQfuARxb5L
— Rob (@Robertobg68) January 10, 2016
That’s kinda wrong. Funny … but wrong.
And Finally…
I can’t think of a better way to end this than with possibly the weirdest hockey quote of the week.
Ted Leonsis is out in the hallway by the Caps locker room talking about selfies. "I'm the Kim Kardashian of the NHL."
— Katie Brown (@katiebhockey) January 15, 2016
At least he was referring to selfies and not sex tapes. Ewwwwwww.
Here’s some recent evidence …
The man behind the emoji…..meet our great graphic designer, Chuck Kacsur.@chuckkacsur pic.twitter.com/boDfZBplp0
— Ted Leonsis (@TedLeonsis) January 14, 2016
Unleash it. #CapsNucks pic.twitter.com/AxNuzvYiQg
— Ted Leonsis (@TedLeonsis) January 14, 2016
Famous GARRY with two Rr's! pic.twitter.com/rHqh6yjFtU
— Ted Leonsis (@TedLeonsis) January 14, 2016
Pre game Face! #CapsNucks #Ovi500 pic.twitter.com/oV5NmBirBx
— Ted Leonsis (@TedLeonsis) January 14, 2016
Okay Ted Kardashian, please stop trying to break the internet. You’re only making the internet swat at you with its hand.